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I'm feeling a lot better.

ahhh

Everything hurts. I want to grow up in 1.5 speed. I want to experience it all, but a little bit quicker. Last night, I thought about not waking up because I had this pulsing head pain and I was roasting. It was scary. I really don't want to become nothing.

I'm Ill

I have the flu. Everything hurts. The screen makes my eyes water. I may have to go to the Dillinger show with the flu. Everytime I blow my nose, I think I'm waking my roommate. They really should make tissues two tissues thick. I always use two. I only ever use one if a little extra fluid lines the edge of my nostril. I guess Puffs thought of that.

in the sun,

I feel so weird. I can feel myself evolving as a human, as an intelligent being, and as part of the society. The world will eventually seem so small that it will be like I'm standing on the head of a pin, surrounded by darkness and stars.

I just ate a lot of Wendy's food. She shared it with me. Actually, I ate it all. She never eats. This is because she is a restaurant.

I'm okay with using the term "youngblood" now that I've seen it in print.

Music is getting better.

Friends are getting smaller.

At this point, feeling joy and sadness at the same time is a frequent occurrence.

I feel so weird.

ambiguity.

I'm going back to school tomorrow. I'm happy about that. I can't wait for creative writing class.

messing around in photoshop. / hook.

If anybody (all two of you) can guess what this picture used to be, you win. If you can find the very picture that it once was, then you win big.

I was trying to learn how to hook a bowling ball today. It went alright. I got a couple nice cuts and I think one of them was a strike. It's so tough to fall into a groove with it when you've got a scrawny arm that struggles to toss a twelve pound object. I'll get it. Some other dollar game Monday.

King Sarcass

I just watched a whole buttload of videos featuring Bill Maher, some on his show, some of his stand-up. Brilliant man.

I don't know why I titled this blog King Sarcass. I said the word "sarcasm" to my brother before titling it and remembered the SNL skit when Kevin Spacey hosted that explained the origin of sarcasm: King Sarcass. He was apparently the first user of sarcasm and nobody in his kingdom understood. The video doesn't seem to exist on YouTube, so I don't know where one may find it.

I'm gonna minor in philosophy.